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February 15, 2008
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Skottiblade ID by LexiKimble Skottiblade ID by LexiKimble
And the Winner is, :iconcrazyjetty:!

"Okay... 1. There is no way in hell I'm stupid enough to go to SDCC dressed like this. The bet does NOT cover that. And 2. ....ewww."

Found this one to be VERY appropriate on soooo many levels.
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MDFive Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh... here's one more...
"Your eyes are sharper than any blade! Stop looking so hard, dammit!!!"
MDFive Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice work on the piece, and here are my entries, which I am sure will win...

"Look buddy, if you ask me for a trade again, I'll find you and rip out your spine with my bare hands!"
"No means NO, now I will kick your ass"
"AAAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!! I've become a fanboy magnet!"
"This is the caption that won, and I, MDetector5, wrote it"
"I've seen the clothes Witchblade wears like this... I don't WANT to look slutty!"
"If I catch you drooling over me, I'll snap your neck right then and there"
"Where do you keep the baseball bats? I want to beat someone senseless..."
"Touch me again and I will rip your legs off and beat you with them!"
"You want ear medicine? HERE'S your ear medicine!" (punches)
"No short or deaf jokes, please. Wait... I'm neither short nor deaf!"
"Crap... if I wear this in winter, I'll freeze! And my nipples will be UNBELIEVABLY hard...!"
"Hey you! Yes you! Looking at me! I bet your girlfriend is JEALOUS right now..."
"Get fresh with me and I swear you're going home in an ambuLance..."
"Not affiliated with Sledgehammer Susie, who went nuts one day and sledgehammered 43 people to death"
"First of all, YOU are not in love with a stripper! Secondly, I am not a stripper to begin with! I am a superheroine! Don't know how, but I am! I just wish they designed me wearing MORE clothing than this. You can almost see vag, for cripes' sake!"
"2% clothing, 98% skin"
"Oh, damn! I'm bleeding! At least I'm not having my ass kicked by some girl! Wait a minute... that's not right..."
"If my costume was any skimpier I'd be naked... and there will be massive nosebleeds from fanboys..."
"If I looked cute before, I look cute AND sexy now! Dangerous, too!"
"Masane who?"

Those are all I got...
lordsethos Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"...What exactly does that mean - 'Masane's were nicer'"
shot-in-the-dark Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008
"Victoria's Secret just got dangerous."
NGoff Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2008  Professional General Artist
I'm sorry, but all I hear her, "You know you want me."

Gorgeous soft colors. Maybe some highlight in the long strands to keep them from flattenning out too quickly towards the end though. That word balloon is perfect. Straight to the point and I like the matching purple.
LexiKimble Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I know, I should have taken a break, because it's obvious that I crapped out by the time I got to her/my hair (since it's supposed to be me with the witchblade).
NGoff Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008  Professional General Artist
I knew it was supposed to be you! Hot, hot!

Of course I did read the Artist Comments.
Merman1234 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
"What, are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Because I am going to punch your head so hard you will be talking though your ass!"
virenity Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2008
Pretty sexy female is pretty sexy.
537405 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2008   Writer
"No one told me this suit would completely remove my nipples! That was NOT part of the bargain!"
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