Nice work on the piece, and here are my entries, which I am sure will win...
"Look buddy, if you ask me for a trade again, I'll find you and rip out your spine with my bare hands!" "No means NO, now I will kick your ass" "AAAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!! I've become a fanboy magnet!" "This is the caption that won, and I, MDetector5, wrote it" "I've seen the clothes Witchblade wears like this... I don't WANT to look slutty!" "If I catch you drooling over me, I'll snap your neck right then and there" "Where do you keep the baseball bats? I want to beat someone senseless..." "Touch me again and I will rip your legs off and beat you with them!" "You want ear medicine? HERE'S your ear medicine!" (punches) "No short or deaf jokes, please. Wait... I'm neither short nor deaf!" "Crap... if I wear this in winter, I'll freeze! And my nipples will be UNBELIEVABLY hard...!" "Hey you! Yes you! Looking at me! I bet your girlfriend is JEALOUS right now..." "Get fresh with me and I swear you're going home in an ambuLance..." "Not affiliated with Sledgehammer Susie, who went nuts one day and sledgehammered 43 people to death" "First of all, YOU are not in love with a stripper! Secondly, I am not a stripper to begin with! I am a superheroine! Don't know how, but I am! I just wish they designed me wearing MORE clothing than this. You can almost see vag, for cripes' sake!" "2% clothing, 98% skin" "Oh, damn! I'm bleeding! At least I'm not having my ass kicked by some girl! Wait a minute... that's not right..." "If my costume was any skimpier I'd be naked... and there will be massive nosebleeds from fanboys..." "If I looked cute before, I look cute AND sexy now! Dangerous, too!" "Masane who?"
I'm sorry, but all I hear her saying...to me...is, "You know you want me."
Gorgeous soft colors. Maybe some highlight in the long strands to keep them from flattenning out too quickly towards the end though. That word balloon is perfect. Straight to the point and I like the matching purple.